(TL;DR) In case you wondered how little Oracle cares about MySQL, the ability to store a TIMESTAMP value after 2038-01-19 03:14:07 is considered a feature request.
Is 2037 the year that this MySQL bug from 2005 finally gets upgraded from "Feature Request?": https://bugs.mysql.com/bug.php?id=12654
Also, if you’re a conspiracy theorist, the Presidio Trust has done you the favor of adding two layers of fencing and a very modern gate mechanism.
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