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All in all a perfect summary of how I feel about coffee culture, as a person that would happily drink the coffee from Golden Gate Transit ferries.

who called it `git blame` and not `git whose-line-is-it-anyway`?

What I need in a hotel room:
• Outlets near the bed
• Free WiFi
• No blinking lights at night

What hotels think I need:
• Ice bucket for wine
• Mysterious fingerprints on the wine glass
• Ice pick, blood drying on the sharp tip
• Body of a renowned physics professor in the doorway

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Oh hey the Apple Watch has a numeric keypad now when answering phone calls. When did that appear?

For those of you who used to be all "I wish I could just pay for Twitter...": You're on Mastodon now. And you absolutely can pay for it:

Humble suggestion that “shitposting” on masto be renamed to “pooptootin”

The last couple of weeks, Twitter's been doing their best to make me feel good about my decision to leave it. It's pretty thoughtful of them, actually.

The Mastodon experience for direct messages is a little harrowing. I'm still only about 80% sure I actually sent a DM as opposed to a normal toot.

Wow, I like Mastodon's light theme so much better than the default. (Click the gear icon, bottom of the Preferences page!)

Petition to replace the term 'walking simulator' with 'stroll-playing game'

Idle Mastodon is one server in the network