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tfw someone’s taking your picture when you’re trying to poop

I had a dream last night that I was going to a movie theater to see a Tom Selleck movie about smuggling hot dogs (with some kind of special, fancy buns only found in Brooklyn) into a movie theater.

Like, there was a movie within the movie, and the protagonist's whole deal was getting some fancy dogs into that theater.

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